Somewhere the Zebra is Dancing

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via arnericasinger)

"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

(via transientsanity)

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

haffalump:

WITCHES | [listen here] [download here] | (a mix for haunting women plagued with blackened hearts, with lives twisted from dabbling in the hallowed arts)

i. toxic - yael naim | ii. pagan poetry - bjork | iii. fall over - banks | iv. obedear - purity ring | v. numb - portishead | vi. shake it out (the weeknd remix) - florence and the machine | vii. skin - blooms | viii. elegy - bearcubs | ix. water me - fka twigs | x. prism - hucci | xi. wrath of a god - crystal castles | xii. stay positive - stay+ | xiii. benediction -  raffertie | xiv. shallow - 16bit | xv. empty - she might bite | xvi. i’m waiting here (feat. lykke li) - david lynch | xvii. heavy in your arms - florence & the machine | xviii. death is a disease - clint mansell | xix. sacrilege - yeah yeah yeahs | xx. wild is the wind - cat power | xxi. harmless monster - cocorosie | xxii. nightcall - london grammar | xxiii. kill of the night - gin wigmore 

haffalump:

WITCHES [listen here[download here| (a mix for haunting women plagued with blackened hearts, with lives twisted from dabbling in the hallowed arts)

i. toxic - yael naim | ii. pagan poetry - bjork | iii. fall over - banks | iv. obedear - purity ring | v. numb - portishead | vi. shake it out (the weeknd remix) - florence and the machine | vii. skin - blooms | viii. elegy - bearcubs | ix. water me - fka twigs | x. prism - hucci | xi. wrath of a god - crystal castles | xii. stay positive - stay+ | xiii. benediction -  raffertie | xiv. shallow - 16bit | xv. empty - she might bite | xvi. i’m waiting here (feat. lykke li) - david lynch | xvii. heavy in your arms - florence & the machine | xviii. death is a disease - clint mansell | xix. sacrilege - yeah yeah yeahs | xx. wild is the wind - cat power | xxi. harmless monster - cocorosie | xxii. nightcall - london grammar | xxiii. kill of the night - gin wigmore 

cyberfricking:

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

gossipinq:

peckier:

twerkys:

baracknobama:
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#4 has actually saved me hundreds of dollars

THESE TIPS HAVE HELPED ME SO MUCH AHHHHH

omg LOVE THIS!! everyone should read it!

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.