|—||Maya Angelou (via lullabysounds)|
drinking underage like
how 2 make people feel better ft. dog
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school
this fucker keeps me goin
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
THE BABE WITH THE POWER
THE POWER OF VOODOO
if someone gave this to me i would die