comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
Top marx for the puns guys
IM FUCKIGN CYRUING
"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments."
if you have a problem try looking at it another way, for instance upside down. ɯǝlqoɹd. what is that. not even a word. forget abiout it
They took 4 women off the streets and made them cover models.
Definitely an interesting take on all those photoshop videos out there.
I like this one a lot.
This is absolutely beautiful.
THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT
Wow, I thought this was going to come out completely different. I was pleasantly surprised.
A lot of people seem to be down this week/morning, so here’s a picture of a baby Musk Ox to brighten your day.
oh my fucking god
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?
just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
talk shit get cried in front of
My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”
This couldn’t be more true.