the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
"Instructions for a Bad Day" - Shane Koyzcan
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
We are trying
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
Who is ready for chilly nights, pumpkin spiced lattes, hoodie & jeans, bonfires, crisp air, cider mills, hayrides, haunted houses, 13 nights of Halloween, apple cider, fall candles, changing leaves, carving pumpkins, and walks in the woods. I know I sure am!
HELLO YES THAT WOULD BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them