puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.
4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.
5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.
|—||More Reminders- Charlotte Geier (via 17cults)|
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
This is Criminal Law 100. Or as I prefer to call it “How To Get Away With Murder.”
#LISTEN Y’ALL #how to get away with murder is fucking fantastic #it is like i know what you did last summer + legally blonde #(alfie enoch is elle woods) #among what i would call the six main characters (the five law students and prof. keating) #only ONE (matt mcgorry) is white and (presumed) straight #you have a black girl a latina girl a gay white dude alfie enoch and viola davis #and viola davis #IS EVERYTHING EVER #her part is AMAZING #if she and alfie enoch were both white men they’d already have their own fandom and 100 fics on ao3 #she is ruthless and intimidating and mean and demanding and dishonest and UNNNNNNBELIEVABLY sexy and dignified and better than all of us #and she also has secret feelings!!!!!! #and in waltzes alfie enoch #doe-eyed good-hearted bewildered baaaaaaaby #stunned and admiring but also disgusted because morals and scared out of his MIND #oh it’s so good IT’S SO GOOD everybody watch it with me
911 yes i need company
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.